A Countdown to G-Day: Day 14

Ugh. Another iPad post. Somehow, I keep forgetting to make these posts, or at least, until I turn my laptop and wifi off and I don't have any choice but to use my iPad(it's 3G), which is just an absolute joy to write in. Grr. Same old, same old news. Nothing's happening, answered some tests, passed some, forgot to do some work,yada yada yada. Why is my life on standby mode? Oh yeah, because I placed myself on it. Too bad I can't get the remote to change the setting; the act of readjusting it placed me directly inside the television screen, and I won't ever be able to go out by myself, and I don't think it's possible for anyone to help. Well, let's see. Maybe a miracle would be wasted on me.